tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post4545933018842131497..comments2023-06-27T13:04:00.780+01:00Comments on ....the world's leading....: ....the world's leading....http://www.blogger.com/profile/04151866935732424950noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-24756247357136677522007-06-12T23:08:00.000+01:002007-06-12T23:08:00.000+01:00Re "Oh tell us which brave agency it was?? Pleeeee...Re "Oh tell us which brave agency it was?? Pleeeeeease"<BR/><BR/>Lets just say the agency is a bit 'French'...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-51507842476096094532007-06-11T16:28:00.000+01:002007-06-11T16:28:00.000+01:00"re: ..192.com account suggested the site produce ..."re: ..192.com account suggested the site produce a map of London's top Dogging sites...<BR/><BR/>I happen to know for a fact that this particular story is true."<BR/><BR/>Oh tell us which brave agency it was?? PleeeeeeaseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-31149488728492195652007-06-11T16:18:00.000+01:002007-06-11T16:18:00.000+01:00So what are the top Dogging sites then?Come on, sh...So what are the top Dogging sites then?<BR/><BR/>Come on, share.Helena Handcarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03939723289001528113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-49189881146780560662007-06-11T16:14:00.000+01:002007-06-11T16:14:00.000+01:00"Head and masturbation are two entirely different ..."Head and masturbation are two entirely different things?"<BR/><BR/>Not if you're a giraffe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-60182344317266480052007-06-11T16:03:00.000+01:002007-06-11T16:03:00.000+01:00re: ..192.com account suggested the site produce a...re: ..192.com account suggested the site produce a map of London's top Dogging sites...<BR/><BR/>I happen to know for a fact that this particular story is true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-70953037368638576862007-06-11T14:58:00.000+01:002007-06-11T14:58:00.000+01:00Anon - "Of course, head and masturbation are two e...Anon - "Of course, head and masturbation are two entirely different things, though..."<BR/><BR/>You're right, of course. And it's against my better judgement but only because I think it might be one of the oddest questions that might ever have been asked in the whole blogosphere, when do you think the line gets crossed between an act of masturbation using a live lobster and the lobster being a conscious enough participant for it to be construed as giving head?<BR/><BR/>You don't have to answer that.....the world's leading....https://www.blogger.com/profile/04151866935732424950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-41757840013404225472007-06-11T14:03:00.000+01:002007-06-11T14:03:00.000+01:00Not quite masturbation, but there was a rumour a f...Not quite masturbation, but there was a rumour a few weeks back that an agency pitching for the 192.com account suggested the site produce a map of London's top Dogging sites. The agency, perhaps surprisingly, didn't make it to the next round but top marks for creativity!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-90169574587254195432007-06-11T12:24:00.000+01:002007-06-11T12:24:00.000+01:00Here's another reason why the Lobster seems happy ...Here's another reason why the Lobster seems happy with it's underwater activity:<BR/><BR/>It could be a satisfied bottom feeder.Helena Handcarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03939723289001528113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-56550196975238385352007-06-11T12:23:00.000+01:002007-06-11T12:23:00.000+01:00Of course, head and masturbation are two entirely ...Of course, head and masturbation are two entirely different things, though...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-67025603249689948242007-06-11T11:24:00.001+01:002007-06-11T11:24:00.001+01:00Anon - "anyway, a lobster ain't an 'animal' - its ...Anon - "anyway, a lobster ain't an 'animal' - its a crustacean..."<BR/><BR/>I think what you meant to say is that a lobster isn't a mammal, it's a crustacean. But of course I didn't call it a mammal...I called it an animal (in addition to a crustacean), which it is:<BR/><BR/>animal, noun: <BR/><BR/>1. any member of the kingdom Animalia, comprising multicellular organisms that have a well-defined shape and usually limited growth, can move voluntarily, actively acquire food and digest it internally, and have sensory and nervous systems that allow them to respond rapidly to stimuli: some classification schemes also include protozoa and certain other single-celled eukaryotes that have motility and animallike nutritional modes. <BR/><BR/>2. any such living thing other than a human being. <BR/><BR/>Crustacean:<BR/><BR/>The crustaceans (Crustacea) are a large group of arthropods, comprising approximately 52,000 described species, and are usually treated as a subphylum. They include various familiar animals, such as lobsters, crabs, shrimp, crayfish and barnacles.<BR/><BR/>We're here to inform, as well as entertain.......the world's leading....https://www.blogger.com/profile/04151866935732424950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-41565378771065003662007-06-11T11:24:00.000+01:002007-06-11T11:24:00.000+01:00For those who need any further assistance with thi...For those who need any further assistance with this whole sordid affair - Snopes.com is the place to go:<BR/><BR/>http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenilia/lobster.asp<BR/><BR/>I'd like to take this opportunity to be the first person to use the word 'vagina' on this blog (I think... haven't checked, but making an assumption):<BR/><BR/>"As well, brine shrimp take a day to hatch, not two. They also won't hatch out in anything less than extremely salty water, a substance not found in a woman's vagina. It also takes more than salty water and eggs to bring about hatching — exposure to light within the first few hours of incubation is key. Brine shrimp growers recommend the eggs be exposed to a light source throughout incubation. Constant aeration (bubbling) is also necessary to provide sufficient oxygen levels for the eggs to hatch, this is also not a condition found in a woman's vagina."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-15275007888762165302007-06-11T11:21:00.000+01:002007-06-11T11:21:00.000+01:00Thanks for including me in your filthy little mind...Thanks for including me in your filthy little mind...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-738379032723856312007-06-11T11:18:00.000+01:002007-06-11T11:18:00.000+01:00SpiderJ! Thanks for the link...it does appear tha...SpiderJ! Thanks for the link...it does appear that I might have got the wrong end of the stick, particularly about the "get the head right" strapline..."continental head" being a mental state, not a sex act, apparently.<BR/><BR/>I still reckon the husband arrived back home in the nick of time though...you and I both know where that lobster was going next.....the world's leading....https://www.blogger.com/profile/04151866935732424950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-76131438881848094882007-06-11T11:01:00.000+01:002007-06-11T11:01:00.000+01:00Wasn't there some urban myth/horror story about th...Wasn't there some urban myth/horror story about this going round on email a couple of years ago? I vaguely remember something about a woman in the US inappropriately using a lobster and later giving birth to a large amount of its babies. Allegedly thanks to some torturous misuse of a lighter and optimal womb conditions. <BR/><BR/>Note to self: keep all junk mail and sick joke emails in future. In 3 or 4 years time, review, recycle and use in a creative campaign...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-57164976899574237562007-06-11T10:31:00.000+01:002007-06-11T10:31:00.000+01:00You can find it here: http://www.advertolog.com/tv...You can find it here: http://www.advertolog.com/tv_spots/2007/06/06/16842/<BR/><BR/>No masturbation with a lobster - sorry...<BR/><BR/>SAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-84095353419561104902007-06-11T10:13:00.000+01:002007-06-11T10:13:00.000+01:00anyway, a lobster ain't an 'animal' - its a crusta...anyway, a lobster ain't an 'animal' - its a crustacean...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28401170.post-42350070278168785362007-06-11T09:16:00.000+01:002007-06-11T09:16:00.000+01:00Microwave a watermelon and it feels like the real ...Microwave a watermelon and it feels like the real thing, so someone else told me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com