Big pie finger….
Perhaps one of the most irrelevant news release headlines ever came out this week from CBL Data Recovery:
“IT’S 11 O’CLOCK. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR SENSITIVE DATA IS?”
Distributed in the UK by The Message Machine (can’t find a website, even tried Ask), the news release then goes on to make no further reference to 11 O’CLOCK. What's the relevance..? Is it that at 10.45 you're feeling relaxed about your sensitive data..? Don't you give a shit by 11.30..?
We’re not even sure if it’s an 11:00am cup-of-tea-and-a-biscuit “where’s my sensitive data” muse or an 11:00pm just-downing-an-eighth-Stella “where’s my sensitive data, it called me a fucking poof...but I love it, I really do, it's my best data” slur.
Answers on a shredded postcard….