Yeah? You wanna piece of us..? Come on then...

You might have noticed that it's been a bit quiet round here of late. There's a good reason. We've been working on what's become known round these parts as ...The TWL Business Plan...

Without giving too much away, ...The TWL Business Plan... is essentially this: More! Bigger! Better!

Without boring you with the minutiae of big business, expansion is on the cards, dear friends...and expansion needs funding. Which is why we're inviting you to register your interest in the inaugural TWL share offering. Yes, thats right, we're offering you the opportunity of purchasing a share of little old TWL. Honest.

We know how much money we're after to do the things we want, and we know how many shareholders we want to have...so doing the sums means that if you fancy it, you'll be in for about £50. It won't buy you much of TWL, granted, but you'll be in early doors...

If you're interested, all we need is an email address to which we can send the offer when it's firmed up. You don't even have to give us a name (and if that means that one smartarse sets up 300 Hotmail addresses and ends up buying a big chunk, then so be it). Send your email to theworldsleading@yahoo.co.uk - we give you our word that we'll only use the email in relation to the share offer.

Buy, buy, buy...bye bye.