12 April 2007

Yeah? You wanna piece of us..? Come on then...

You might have noticed that it's been a bit quiet round here of late. There's a good reason. We've been working on what's become known round these parts as ...The TWL Business Plan...

Without giving too much away, ...The TWL Business Plan... is essentially this: More! Bigger! Better!

Without boring you with the minutiae of big business, expansion is on the cards, dear friends...and expansion needs funding. Which is why we're inviting you to register your interest in the inaugural TWL share offering. Yes, thats right, we're offering you the opportunity of purchasing a share of little old TWL. Honest.

We know how much money we're after to do the things we want, and we know how many shareholders we want to have...so doing the sums means that if you fancy it, you'll be in for about £50. It won't buy you much of TWL, granted, but you'll be in early doors...

If you're interested, all we need is an email address to which we can send the offer when it's firmed up. You don't even have to give us a name (and if that means that one smartarse sets up 300 Hotmail addresses and ends up buying a big chunk, then so be it). Send your email to theworldsleading@yahoo.co.uk - we give you our word that we'll only use the email in relation to the share offer.

Buy, buy, buy...bye bye.

10 comments:

Fiona Blamey said...

Crikey! Is giving up the day job to become a pro blogger back in fashion? Or have you got some kind of modish Web 2.0 enterprise up your sleeve?

Best of luck with it, though.

Daryl Willcox said...

Fantastic idea - could be the IPO of the year.
I thought of doing the same with DWPub, I liked the idea of my customers being shareholders. But then I discovered all the rules and regulations with public offerings... ouch!

....the world's leading.... said...

Don't you worry Daryl...where there's a will and all that...we'll work out some way for our readers to get a piece of the action.

Justin said...

So what will you be doing with the money? Keen to know what a bigger, better and 'funded' TWL would actually look like - what's the plan??

Anonymous said...

TWL - do potential investors get sight of your business plan so they know what (or indeed who) they are buying into?

....the world's leading.... said...

Justin, Anon...we can understand your keeness to understand more about our plans before shelling out any cash, and you will! All we're asking now is for an email where we can get in touch if you're interested.

Let's face it though...you're bright people and could probably work out somne of our plans (proper site, look at deepening content in other sectors...t-shirts, mugs, that sort of thing...).

There are other things we're considering too, but they'll all depend on the seed capital we attract...

figgis said...

Will you be holding a pitch for an agency?

Profiling could be interesting....

Anonymous said...

give money to someone who prefers to remain anonymous??

Pull the other one.

Anonymous said...

...and think of the 2007 Christmas Party! Tescos FINEST vol au vents this year!

figgis said...

>2007 Christmas Party<

The shareholders party surely?