02 June 2006

Bad puppy...naughty puppy...in your bed...

A bit of Friday fun reaches us here at The World's Leading Towers - and it's a popular one as we're received it from two sources in 10 minutes.

The story is that the fashion editor of one of the UK's leading daily newspapers, 'ED', lives with her brother, 'GD', an exec in the technology division of the 'world's leading independent PR consultancy'.

Seems that sis is less than impressed with some of bro's personal habits, as she told him in the following email string earlier today. Thing is, she's got the email address of the wrong 'GD'...

We've reversed the email string so read from the top:

-----Original Message-----
From: ED
Sent: 02 June 2006 10:15
To: GD
Subject: 2 things

1: can you PLEASE stop drowing the bathroom with water and wee every morning???

Everyday I wipe up the puddle of wee around the toilet and have to stop myself slipping cos you haven't used the bathmat. Last night's puddle of wee actually indicated that you hadn't managed to get ANYTHING in the toilet…YUK

2: Can I send you your dry cleaning as I haven't got a car and am going out tonight so don't REALLY wanna take your suit to the pub…

Anyway hi xx

ED

-----Original Message-----
From: GD
Sent: 02 June 2006 10:19
To: ED
Subject: RE: 2 things

Eh? Do I know you?

-----Original Message-----
From: ED
Sent: 02 June 2006 10:30
To: GD
Subject: RE: 2 things

Ok sod you then, won't bother sorting out YOUR dry cleaning

-----Original Message-----
From: GD
Sent: 02 June 2006 10:37
To: ED
Subject: RE: 2 things

Don't get me wrong - it's very kind of you to sort out my dry cleaning - but I don't think we've ever met.

-----Original Message-----
From: ED
Sent: 02 June 2006 10:39
To: GD
Subject: RE: 2 things

That's it then

I get home late from a very LONG day in ParisI have to cope with a puddle of wee on the floor before I can even go to the toilet
I sort out your dry cleaning
I then worry about how to get it to you
And you're being silly???
Forget it
You can wear your sodding jeans

-----Original Message-----
From: GD
Sent: 02 June 2006 10:45
To: ED
Subject: RE: 2 things

Listen… some poor fella is getting into awful trouble here.

But something tells me you've got the wrong man, even though I DO have a pair of trousers at the dry cleaners.

Check the e-mail address!!

3 comments:

....the world's leading.... said...

So...this evening (a couple of hours after ourselves, but there you go...) Media Guardian runs the very same story and reveals ED to be Erica Davies, The Sun's fashion editor, and GD to be her brother Gareth, 'who works in PR'. But where?

Our source told us it was the 'world's largest independent PR consultancy' which, last time we looked, was Edelman.

Is there a Gareth Davies in Edelman's tech team? Is there? Anyone..? Bueller..? Bueller..?

Sean Cody said...

Hey there Mate, Thanks for sharing your point of view.
Clearly you have put a lot of thought to the topic, it's appreicated.

Have a great one.
Sean Cody

Gef said...

In the day and age where people are so secretive I really appreciate you sharing your true thoughts.
Regards

Sean Cody