Biting the bottom of the barrel...

Loving bit of piss-taking on The Inquirer yesterday...a Bite press release for BT celebrating 80 years of traffic lights, a release referred to by The Inquirer as surely "some sort of end of the month contractual obligation". It continues:

""If we look at the role traffic lights have to play in our everyday lives it’s an important one," said a frankly unbelievable press release, put out by Bite. It continues: "You can imagine the chaos on our roads if they weren’t there. And it wouldn’t only be chaos for car users, think about buses too - and how could pedestrians cross busy roads safely without traffic lights?""

Worth thinking about. But not for long.