Is that a cucumber in your pocket...

Or, ladies of the industry, are you just pleased to see these?

We know you're the ones that really wear the trousers round here, but are you wearing the right trousers? Well now there's no excuse, because top class fashion company Sole Mio has developed the specially-designed 'PR Girl Pants'!

They're available on Amazon.com for a entirely reasonable $8.99 (reduced from $59.99). Let's look at the details...

Elasticated waist for those long client lunches...Blackberry-sized pocket at the rear....special business card pocket up front...boot cut for walking all over your clients...reinforced knees for 'special' media relationship-building (or simply begging for more budget)...and they have a mechanism that causes them to spontaneously combust when you're telling porkies...

And for all those male clients of yours, there's even a small mirror in the pocket. Why? Because he can see himself in your knickers...