28 September 2006

There's a spring in my step this morning...

Why? Because I've got some stuff off my chest...a few things that have been bothering me for quite some time. And you could too, thanks to the gorgeous Amanda Chapel over at Strumpette.

Amanda's established the first ever PR confessional, and I reckon it could run and run...confessions that have already been, well, confessed, include:

"I haven't had a creative idea since 1994. OK - so that's not much to confess, perhaps - but I've been compensating for my idea drought by presenting EXACTLY the same plan outline and new business proposal to every single client I've pitched in the last 12 years."

"I bill for 8 hours of work a day, but really only do about 2."

"Forgive me Father for I have a new client that I hate so much that I spend countless hours plotting ways to make him look bad. I recently sent his boss the gift of an online porn subscription on his behalf and my only regret was that I didn't send a dildo instead."

Wonderful stuff...confess today and you're free to commit PR sins anew.

1 comment:

PR Spod said...

Only bill two hours but make eight hours money....that's something to shout about! Not hide away in the confession box. When you're done, could you pop over to spodland and give us some tips??!